The best of The Jim Kerr Show

Shelli Buys A New Car

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:14:38 -0400

And even got money for the old one? No. How?

Why Stay In College, Why Go To Night School?

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:50:23 -0400

College. The best 4 years of my drinking career

Technology Rules Our Lives

Mon, 06 May 2013 09:23:34 -0400

Especially Shelli's

Cosmo Poll On Sex And Coffee

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 08:55:17 -0400

Either they just make it up, or we're not doing it right. Or something?

Jim Makes A New Furry Friend

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 09:11:03 -0400

Never carry dog treats at a police check point!

Tax Day

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 10:00:01 -0400

Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes

Looking At Breasts Make You Live Longer

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 09:28:33 -0400

What male doctor wrote this...wait a woman? Then it must be true!

Night Birds Live Longer

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 10:37:44 -0400

Than early risers. We are up really really late, so that is good, right?

Stupid Survey Of The Week

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 10:05:04 -0400

Men and Women are most attractive when? If you're married and smart, every day...

Steak And Bon Jovi Day

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 09:21:35 -0400

or is it Billy Joel day? Maybe Blue Jays? (pic: facebook)

Bacon = Death

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 09:27:37 -0400

I point out lots of reason why this survey is flawed

Dirty Coffee

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 10:11:27 -0500

Maybe the dirtiest thing at your desk

Goats Screaming And Shelli

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 09:37:01 -0500

Adele, Bon Jovi and Shelli get the goats screaming treatment

Seth MacFarlane Hosts The Oscars

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 09:36:17 -0500

Tasteless, rude, crude. All things that makes me love him more.

Say It With Bacon

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 09:33:31 -0500

Now that's love!

Love Proverbs From Around the World

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 10:43:16 -0500

Who knew the Polish were so romantic

Caught Up In A Bad Romance

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 11:22:32 -0500

Awful Valentine's Day Suggestions

This Is News? Men Look At Those

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 10:18:30 -0500

The women stat was surprising though

To Hoax Or To Be Hoaxed

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 09:14:52 -0500

"I hope Te'o doesn't give away his NFL contract money to that nice Nigerian prince."

Deodorant Company Space Program

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 09:14:40 -0500

Yep, they have a better space program than the USA

One Pound Fish

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 09:57:33 -0500

The most popular song of 2013. It could happen...

Least Popular Congress Ever

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 10:06:16 -0500

Even less than Nickelback. Is that even possible?

50 Shades Of Rewrite

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 08:45:15 -0500

Rewrites of Classic books, now with the "deleted" scenes.

Be A Bud And Help A Neighbor Out

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 10:09:58 -0500

Even drug dealers want to help out

Divorce Over 50 Shades Of Grey

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 09:37:46 -0500

They do realize it's a work of fiction?

Halloween And The Election

Thu, 25 Oct 2012 10:28:34 -0400

Big Bird beats out Psy. Who knew?

Predicting The Election

Wed, 24 Oct 2012 11:14:40 -0400

It's anyone's guess!

What Your Beer Says About Politics

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 12:26:47 -0400

Although our study indicates differently

Best Marketing EVER!

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 10:03:01 -0400

No one ever has to pay up

Answering The Phone During The Act

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 09:16:42 -0400

And other places that we now will

How Do You Like Your Eggs?

Tue, 02 Oct 2012 09:12:18 -0400

Chances are your answer reveals how you were last night...

Bacon Shortage!

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 11:24:59 -0400

Oh Mon Dieu!

Port Authority Sinks Ship

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 11:36:44 -0400

But no worries. They'll just raise the tolls again to pay for it

Richie Sambora's Performance

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 08:44:37 -0400

Live in studio of Every Road Leades Home To You.

Forking And Spooning

Wed, 19 Sep 2012 10:09:46 -0400

I like to fork, then maybe some spooning

Celebrating John Cage

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 09:55:02 -0400

And mushrooms. Yes. Mushrooms...

Timeline

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 09:22:43 -0400

No one seems to like Facebook's new timeline

College Tuition Rising

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 06:36:08 -0400

Faster than the sea level. Ugh.

Addicted To Texting

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 11:19:40 -0400

LOL. ROFLMAO. :)

Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling

Wed, 15 Aug 2012 10:18:40 -0400

Trading jokes with Shelli Sonstein

New Words Added To Dictionary

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 09:59:48 -0400

Holy F-Bomb!

Spice Girls Ruined The Olympics

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 10:23:10 -0400

Ok, not really. Just wanted to say that.

NYers Finally Get Their Buzz On

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 10:48:06 -0400

Their fathers must be so proud

Awww Buzz Kill

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 09:13:20 -0400

Mayor Doomberg shuts down the vibrator giveaway

NYC Gets Its Buzz On

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 10:30:38 -0400

But not the way you think. Or maybe...Dirty mind!

What Makes A Good Bar Sing-a-Long?

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 10:35:05 -0400

Sweet Caroline....woah ho ho!

Silver Medalists Have It Worse Off

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 10:32:29 -0400

Bronze medal winners are happier than sliver.

Olympic Medals Worth Lots to IRS

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 12:01:06 -0400

19 for you and one for me. Yeah, I'm the tax man!

Olympic Medals Aren't Worth Much

Tue, 31 Jul 2012 09:45:01 -0400

At least not what you'd think. (photo: Getty Images)

The Olympics

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 10:05:54 -0400

Of course Shelli wasn't watching. (photo credit: Getty Images)

Napping At Work

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 09:37:11 -0400

It's good for you. Try telling the boss that...

Women Get Road Rage More

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 09:53:24 -0400

I've seen it first hand with Shelli Sonstein

Falling Asleep Afterwards

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 10:37:29 -0400

See ladies, it's not our faults

Pole Dancing Wrecking Street Signs

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 09:39:25 -0400

Just another reason why New Zealand is awesome!

Facebook Is Mean

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 09:37:35 -0400

Why would someone tag you in a bad photo?

How Much Would It Cost To Be Batman

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 09:39:19 -0400

Hope he pays Alfred well...

Man Has Unusually Large Member

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 09:43:38 -0400

So naturally he needs extra TSA screening

Who Pulls The Power On Bruce?

Mon, 16 Jul 2012 11:10:05 -0400

With Paul McCartney on stage. Bloody 'ell am I rite?

Sex Lives Of New Yorkers

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 10:16:25 -0400

Good thing they didn't ask me

Women As Sports Fans

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 09:50:08 -0400

Something about this doesn't sound right

Money Doesn't Buy Happiness

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 09:23:20 -0400

Tell that to the guy with a fist full of $50s at the cat house

Sex Marathon Isn't A Marathon

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 09:42:54 -0400

Still, I could do it 20 times in that span

SPAM

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 09:33:25 -0400

Don't 'cha know it's my best friend

Lots Happening At A FL 7-11

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 11:11:04 -0400

Strange News, Always Strange

Mayor Bloomberg And The Hot Dog

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 10:02:26 -0400

This is why you need good speech writers

Anderson Cooper: Gray

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 09:59:59 -0400

And..what's the news about that?

Chores Make Men Happy

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 09:21:39 -0400

Shelli, of course, has her own unique take

Having Trouble Feeling Sympathetic

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 09:50:27 -0400

This story was just calling for a tiny violin. Good thing we have one

Wine Makes You Happy

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 09:50:25 -0400

Duh. I could have told you that and saved you $50000000 of research

Liking On Facebook Got Better

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 10:25:08 -0400

It hits your pleasure centers

Jim Meets Snooki and JWow

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 09:33:45 -0400

Well this is interesting...

Rated For Sex

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 09:46:03 -0400

Pay this guy and he'll tell you if you're doing it right.

Zombie Attacks On The Rise

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 10:33:09 -0400

Could this be the start of the Zombie Apocalypse?

Angering The Hockey Gods

Wed, 06 Jun 2012 10:42:13 -0400

We must do more for the NJ Devils

Facebook Interns Make How Much?!?

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 09:56:04 -0400

What the heck am I doing here?

A Sacrifice To The Hockey Gods

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 09:59:05 -0400

Let's Go Devils

I Love New York

Thu, 31 May 2012 09:07:37 -0400

I also love pizza and wings, which I'm sure the Mayor will ban

Jim Cleans His Office

Wed, 30 May 2012 11:06:06 -0400

So bad that he needed a dumpster

James Bond Mad At James Bond

Tue, 29 May 2012 09:55:58 -0400

Hipster James Bond calls 007 a sell out. Pic: Sony Pictures

Celebrating Robert Moog

Wed, 23 May 2012 10:07:43 -0400

With the google doodle. Pic: Google

Stanley Cup Ruining Relationships?

Wed, 23 May 2012 10:05:57 -0400

Couples fight over their hockey teams now

Fist Pump

Fri, 18 May 2012 10:54:39 -0400

One guy gets his GTL on a little too seriously

Toys You Didn't Know You Had

Thu, 17 May 2012 16:30:44 -0400

Now That's Sexxy!

Shelli Get A Vibrator

Wed, 16 May 2012 11:32:05 -0400

It's not as dirty as you think!

Don't Forget HER Holidays

Mon, 14 May 2012 11:04:03 -0400

Could cause you LOTS of trouble. Pic: Thinkstock

Vegetables Feel Pain And Scream!

Fri, 11 May 2012 10:16:41 -0400

But they can't fight back. Lack of arms and all...

Mom Loves Tanning

Thu, 03 May 2012 11:21:50 -0400

I Can't Look. Must Turn Away...

Are We Hard Wired For Kink?

Tue, 01 May 2012 10:08:02 -0400

Which in itself sounds kinky!

Jim Tries E-Cigarettes

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 09:33:33 -0400

I'm shivering. Hell HAS frozen over.

Jim Remembers Dick Clark

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 09:50:38 -0400

A fixture on the American musical and cultural landscape. Photo: Getty Images

Tax Day

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 09:00:28 -0400

Ohhh I paid my taxes over a year ago!

Rockin' With The Governor

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 09:34:17 -0400

The Gov is a huge, I mean big, I mean... he's a fan of the Boss!

Multitasking While Doing It

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 09:24:03 -0400

Who hasn't...

Bacon Coffin

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 09:08:30 -0400

For the person who loved bacon a little too much

Jim Professes His Love For Mad Men

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 09:31:28 -0400

Zou Bisou Bisou indeed

Doing "It" Per Day

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 10:21:51 -0400

Some guys claim up to 5 times a day

Mancation

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 09:35:41 -0400

An island just for men

Best Job In The World?

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 11:20:28 -0400

Well if you're Shelli...

Save Sue Simmons

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 09:41:16 -0500

Channel 4's anchor needs our help!

Jim Celebrates Oreo's Birthday

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 09:07:46 -0500

100 years of twist, dunk, eat!

Red Dresses Are Sexy

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 09:01:07 -0500

Devil In A Red Dress. Good Golly Miss Molly

Kate Upton Burger Commercial

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 09:58:28 -0500

Who could possibly have a problem with this?

Tooth Fairy Recession

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 10:39:44 -0500

Time to Occupy the Dentist's Office

Are You A Nomophobe?

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 09:31:19 -0500

Sounds like a rather personal question... Photo: ThinkStock

Romantic Valentine's Day Trip?

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:43:59 -0500

Ummm. Not so much.

Shelli Is Hot For Cousins

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:23:36 -0500

Ok, not really, sorta. She just says it's ok. Photo credit: National Atlas of the United States

Big Game Stats

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 10:13:29 -0500

Plus an encounter with Mayor Bloomberg

PETA Protests The Super Bowl

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 09:23:27 -0500

Won't someone please think of the chickens?

Men Cause Wars

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:47:19 -0500

Blah blah blah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Scent Of A Woman

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 09:50:04 -0500

Strip club wants to sell a fragrance that covers up their own

Super Mega Giants Fan

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 10:50:11 -0500

Taking Fandom to a new level

Jim Learns About Hand washing

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 09:28:36 -0500

Hand washing clothes? What is this the 18th century?

Do You Watch Too Much Football?

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 11:10:41 -0500

No I don't. Flag on the play! Pic: Thinkstock

Occupy Money To Burn

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 08:51:45 -0500

Literally. Someone suggested that.

Guys Confused By Household Things

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 10:17:16 -0500

But I CAN operate a microwave so good for me. Pic: ThinkStock

The Sex Exercise Diet

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 09:37:40 -0500

Jim doesn't do diets. Even if the word Sex is in them. Credit: Creatas Images / Thinkstock

Jim Gives Shelli Her Gift

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 11:44:32 -0500

She's so hard to shop for too.

Jim Is Out Of Christmas Ideas

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 11:39:37 -0500

Gift cards are so simple, why can't you just like them? (pic: ThinkStock)

Office Party or Christmas Bonus?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 12:13:35 -0500

Gee, what do you think most workers want? Pic: ThinkStock

Lost Wedding Ring In The Bathroom

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 10:48:48 -0500

Double standard. I don't see how a guy could get away with this.

Guy Don't Think About Sex Often

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 10:29:31 -0500

Researchers must have had their wives nearby... (Pic: ThinkStock)

The Rich Keep Getting Richer

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 10:06:18 -0500

Guy wins the lottery twice! (Pic: ThinkStock)

Gift Cards Save Christmas

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 10:20:43 -0500

Or at least save Jim from the stores (Pic: ThinkStock)

New York Thanksgiving Stats

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 09:56:19 -0500

Of course over in Shelli land...

Sex Is A Fountain Of Youth

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 10:38:12 -0500

And more lies men tell to get laid!

Bacon Lube

Tue, 15 Nov 2011 09:31:33 -0500

Need I say more?!? Photo: Getty

More Facebook, Less Money

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 11:11:25 -0500

Today's college grads aren't very smart

I'm Soon To Be A Millionaire!

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 09:54:44 -0500

The Prince of Nigeria says he has my money. Just have to email him back. Pic: Getty

Daylight Saving Time Ends

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 09:37:26 -0500

Back to regular time! The way it was meant to be! PIC: Stockbyte / Thinkstock

Jim Tries Gluten Free Goods

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 10:02:07 -0400

I was born a wheat eater and I'll die a wheat eater!

Parking Meter Meets Chain Saw

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 08:01:48 -0400

Sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands

TV Is Bad For Kids

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 09:49:11 -0400

Experts. What do they know? PIC: Thinkstock

Man Flu

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 09:57:05 -0400

Women really think it exists...I mean it totally does. Pic: Comstock

Those Wacky Radio DJs, eh!

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 10:09:33 -0400

Best. Stunt. Ever.

Pizza Wars

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 08:42:40 -0400

Sounds like a good concept for a reality show. Photo: ThinkStock

Junk Food Contraceptive

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 09:58:07 -0400

Apparently all of that fat affects you. Who knew? Photo: ThinkStock

Spare A Square

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 09:55:46 -0400

Jim finds himself in a crappy situation. Credit: Chris Amaral / Thinkstock

Bring Back The Firing Squads

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 09:15:14 -0400

One Florida lawmaker says Ready Aim Fire!

Shelli Found On A Dating Site

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 09:43:33 -0400

Our listeners are everywhere!

Shelli Breaks Her Laptop

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 09:52:15 -0400

And Joe predicted it!

A $39,000 Backpack?!?!

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 09:45:32 -0400

Quick! Someone tell the protesters on Wall Street

Office Food = Productive Employees

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 09:53:08 -0400

As Homer says: donuts and the possibility of more donuts

Bacon Soap

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 10:08:35 -0400

Now that's a manly scent!

Jim and Mick Jagger

Mon, 03 Oct 2011 09:56:00 -0400

Apparently they have something in common

Sports Make You Dumb

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 10:17:45 -0400

So says the guy who got straight As in math

ILVTOFU

Thu, 22 Sep 2011 09:32:36 -0400

I mean, who doesn't

Deep Voices Get The Girls

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 08:55:13 -0400

So that explains the 70s and 80s for Jim

The Hottest Team in the NFL

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 09:36:10 -0400

Someone actually studied this?!?

Determining Your Fate

Thu, 08 Sep 2011 10:11:21 -0400

The month you were born might have something to do with your career

Jim Gets Monster Energy

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 10:27:46 -0400

Jim tries his first ever energy drink. Let's see what happens.

Slacking Off At Work

Tue, 23 Aug 2011 09:51:42 -0400

Study says it's actually good for productivity. Try telling that to your boss

Dog Can Do Math

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 08:10:33 -0400

I call shenanigans on this one

Peeing On An Airplane

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 09:44:15 -0400

Gerard Depardieu does his best Baby Wets Itself impression

$$=Hot Women

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 09:23:04 -0400

We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks

S'Mores

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 09:42:52 -0400

Jim has never had one. Really??

If It's Too Good To Be True

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 09:42:05 -0400

It probably is...

Hoping For A Friday The 13th

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 09:38:04 -0400

Didn't pan out so well. Maybe if the calendar was right...

Jim Is Destroying The Porn Industry

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 09:32:36 -0400

One download at a time

Another Knockoff Store in China

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 10:02:52 -0400

This time it's Dairy Queen

Chinese Knock Off Stores

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 08:30:43 -0400

First Apple, now Ikea?

My Best Friend's Girl

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 10:02:42 -0400

Breaking the Bro Code

Hansome Men Get More?

Mon, 25 Jul 2011 09:48:44 -0400

So says a bunch of lying women

A Better Way To DIY?

Mon, 25 Jul 2011 09:46:30 -0400

I"m Sold

Autotuned Shelli

Thu, 21 Jul 2011 08:45:43 -0400

The news will never be the same

Sexting with Shelli Sonstein

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 10:40:19 -0400

Women sext more than men. Mrs. Weiner would disagree

Fatty Foods Get You High

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 09:30:00 -0400

One fry makes you larger. And one makes you small.

Bad Roommates

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 09:27:00 -0400

Forget Horrible Bosses. At least you don't go home to them.

Shelli's Coffee Instructions

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 09:42:06 -0400

If you need graduated cylinders to mix coffee, you're ready!

Hunger You Can't Satisfy

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 09:28:41 -0400

Now I work at the Taco Taco

Drunk Dogs

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 09:43:08 -0400

Because I've said "I'm drunk, let's get a dog"

Shelli's Nude Recreation

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 09:32:57 -0400

Well, I hope your weekend was less "arresty"

Border Wars Comes To Canada

Wed, 29 Jun 2011 09:18:29 -0400

Seems a little over the top, eh?

Florence And The Crab

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 09:37:11 -0400

Quite an active dating life Mrs. Brady

Jim and Shelli on Good Day NY

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 12:14:19 -0400

TV on the radio!

Porn Star Was Clinton Intern

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 09:42:08 -0400

I could see Bill having a porn star on his staff. Photo credit: NY Post

I Lift Things With My Weiner

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 10:00:19 -0400

Some new commercials from our favorite gym?

Smoking At The Theme Park

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 11:45:59 -0400

'Cause smoking ain't allowed in school

Politicians Showing Cajonies

Tue, 31 May 2011 09:47:00 -0400

Litterally!

Jim's Graduation Address

Fri, 27 May 2011 08:49:42 -0400

Never a graduate, always a graduate's maid?

Brooding Men, Smiling Women

Wed, 25 May 2011 10:24:20 -0400

Now you know why you're still single

What Will You Earn?

Wed, 25 May 2011 10:16:21 -0400

I shouldn't have been an art major. What was I thinking?

Down With Homework

Mon, 23 May 2011 09:31:03 -0400

Parents in one NJ school district want homework banned

She Really Is Into You

Thu, 19 May 2011 09:50:09 -0400

Subtle signs she likes you, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Does TV Make You Sad And Lonely?

Wed, 18 May 2011 09:43:10 -0400

Me and TV, we're a pair. See, not lonely!

Jim Has An Unusual Craving

Mon, 16 May 2011 10:28:51 -0400

Fruit? He's spending too much time around Shelli.

I Wish My Phone Had A Bigger Screen

Fri, 13 May 2011 10:20:48 -0400

New App lets you see what you'd look like with bigger breasts

The End Of Handwriting?

Thu, 12 May 2011 09:45:45 -0400

Who needs to write, we have computers!

Festival Of Bacon

Tue, 10 May 2011 09:57:35 -0400

Bacon, Bacon, BACON!

Men Don't Think About Sex All Day

Mon, 09 May 2011 09:58:46 -0400

See, We don't have a one track mind

How To Make 100k in 2 Days

Fri, 06 May 2011 11:23:05 -0400

Step one: Capitalize on National Event

American's Use Lots Of Sugar

Tue, 03 May 2011 09:36:55 -0400

More teaspoons than Mary Poppins can sing

Weird Florida

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 10:25:38 -0400

Why does all the weird stuff happen in Florida?

Vibrators Go Mainstream

Thu, 21 Apr 2011 10:05:52 -0400

And come out from under the covers

Jim Isn't A Sushi Fan

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 09:15:45 -0400

To Quote" God gave us fire so we can cook our food"

Celebrating Record Store Day

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 09:28:41 -0400

New York City Style!

Hot Women And Cars

Thu, 07 Apr 2011 09:58:52 -0400

Men are distracted, no...

Cell Phone Dress

Thu, 07 Apr 2011 09:56:40 -0400

NOW They've really come up with everything

Jury Duty

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 09:43:41 -0400

The only assurances in life: death, taxes and jury duty!

Hands Free = Dirty

Mon, 04 Apr 2011 09:54:54 -0400

Oh the sweet, sweet irony

I Sound Just Like My Mother

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 09:40:42 -0400

If you're 32 and female, you've become your mom

Comfort Foods Really Do Comfort

Mon, 28 Mar 2011 09:11:49 -0400

MA! Meatloaf!

Lie To Me

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 09:35:28 -0400

Jim needed to lie about why he lost his shoes

Smoking In Kids Movies

Tue, 22 Mar 2011 11:13:54 -0400

Some people are horrified, but what would Popeye be without his pipe?

Earthquake: NYC?

Fri, 18 Mar 2011 09:22:16 -0400

Jim notices the fault line map runs under his apartment building

Manscaping

Tue, 15 Mar 2011 09:31:04 -0400

So many younger guys are doing it

National Bracket Day

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 09:24:54 -0400

Lots of lost productivity. Here's how to get away with it.

Weird Allergies

Fri, 11 Mar 2011 11:20:46 -0500

Seriously? Alergic to sex. That stinks!

What Else Is On The Male Mind

Mon, 07 Mar 2011 11:23:11 -0500

Besides sex?

Charlie Sheen: Amature

Wed, 02 Mar 2011 10:37:42 -0500

"Wild Thing" isn't so wild compared to others

Stevie Nicks' Secret Lover

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 09:34:02 -0500

It can't be, can it?

Girlfriend Jeans

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 09:23:09 -0500

Better than birth control!

Happy Birthday Paris Hilton

Thu, 17 Feb 2011 10:26:07 -0500

She turns the big 3-0

Jim Awaits The SI Swimsuit Issue

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 09:49:48 -0500

A yearly tradition!

Valentine's Day Origins

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 10:10:30 -0500

Jim digs into the history of Valentine's Day

Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 09:53:54 -0500

Jackie launches into a barrage of jokes

Jim Is Having A Bad Day

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 10:09:28 -0500

It happens to the best of us.

Made Up Statistics Reported As Fact

Wed, 02 Feb 2011 09:20:31 -0500

60% of the time, it works everytime.

Want A Baby On 11/11/11?

Tue, 01 Feb 2011 09:55:57 -0500

Get romantic on Valentine's Day

Pregnant Parking Spots

Thu, 27 Jan 2011 09:35:11 -0500

Proposed law to give free parking to pregnant women

Soylent Tacos

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 09:22:52 -0500

mmmm...soylent green

Tailgating = Drunk

Fri, 21 Jan 2011 10:04:59 -0500

Duhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Talking To Cougars

Wed, 19 Jan 2011 09:27:35 -0500

60% of the time, it works every time

TV Can Kill You

Thu, 13 Jan 2011 10:39:46 -0500

So says a bunch of lying scientists

No Gym For Me

Mon, 10 Jan 2011 09:59:36 -0500

Who does that Dr Oz think he is?

Tours Of Booze

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 09:00:22 -0500

Alcohol inspired vacations

Shelli's Forgotten Coffee

Mon, 03 Jan 2011 11:34:48 -0500

Shelli left her coffee on the car

Chick Magnets

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 09:46:00 -0500

Not everything they claim works

West Village Cancels Santa

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 10:12:33 -0500

and replaces him with Frosty The Hipster

Playboy Turns 57

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 11:02:26 -0500

Jim Remembers Playboys of Old

Holiday Display Thefts

Tue, 07 Dec 2010 09:23:01 -0500

Technology will stop pranksters in their paths

Christmas Has Never Been Easier

Fri, 03 Dec 2010 10:32:44 -0500

No more getting pine needles all over the car

Was Columbus Polish?

Wed, 01 Dec 2010 09:16:54 -0500

Will we now celebrate Columbuski Day?

The Most Boring Day In History

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 09:53:15 -0500

Scientists, who must have been very bored, have found it

Napping At Work

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 11:02:32 -0500

We all have a little George Costanza in us

Real Life Ed Rooney

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 11:09:51 -0500

Channeling Ferris Bueller. Bueller. Bueller. Bueller

Secret Fast Food Menu

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 10:40:04 -0500

Order like a champ next time. Or a really fat guy!

20 Shots of Espresso

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 10:23:44 -0500

It's not just bullets that will go through you in Brooklyn

Trick Questions From Women

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 09:49:11 -0500

Why do they always ask the color of their eyes?

Reusable Lead

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 09:38:57 -0500

Have you taken your lead today?

Cursing on TV

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 09:52:02 -0500

1000% increase. Take that you F#$%@s

Getting Out Of Jury Duty

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 09:16:05 -0500

I bet Son of Sam needs a friend. Let's visit.

Those New Car Insurance Ads

Wed, 03 Nov 2010 09:56:38 -0400

Can be used to promote the show too

Hitch Hiking Tips From Jim Kerr

Wed, 03 Nov 2010 09:55:13 -0400

Avoid married women at all costs!!!

Make Men Happy

Mon, 01 Nov 2010 09:51:46 -0400

This list seems out of order

Big Belly= Better Lover

Thu, 28 Oct 2010 09:52:51 -0400

So pick up another drumstick Don Juan!

Too Old For Halloween

Wed, 27 Oct 2010 09:57:54 -0400

At what age are you just too old?

Phone Booth Love

Tue, 26 Oct 2010 12:59:19 -0400

NYC Guy looking for love in all the wrong places

What Recession?

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 09:49:15 -0400

Quarter Mil for a new car and they're all sold out

Nice Guys Get The Girl

Wed, 20 Oct 2010 09:45:15 -0400

Contrary to popular belief, reality

Mick and Little Mick

Mon, 18 Oct 2010 10:56:25 -0400

Some interesting things revealed in Keith Richard's autobiography

Hell Hath No Fury

Mon, 18 Oct 2010 10:49:44 -0400

Yeah, she lives up to that description

Donuts Are Good For You

Thu, 14 Oct 2010 10:04:05 -0400

They can make you smarter

Could Never Sleep My Way To The Top

Tue, 12 Oct 2010 09:39:58 -0400

'Cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

Mr Grumpy

Mon, 11 Oct 2010 10:10:40 -0400

At what age do we enter the grumpy phase

Jim and Shelli Celebrate 7 Years

Thu, 07 Oct 2010 09:10:38 -0400

on the air at Q1043 for 7 years

You Can't Believe The Internet

Wed, 06 Oct 2010 09:33:11 -0400

Except for the nude pics of Shelli

The Keys To Happiness

Mon, 04 Oct 2010 10:39:32 -0400

But who can achieve that today?

Songs To Make Men Cry

Wed, 29 Sep 2010 09:57:12 -0400

Everybody Hurts will do it most

NYC Apartment Freebies

Tue, 28 Sep 2010 11:41:28 -0400

Some come with an elevator, this one is better

New Words in the Dictionary

Thu, 23 Sep 2010 10:15:24 -0400

I should probably put "new" in quotes

Klingon Opera

Tue, 21 Sep 2010 09:44:36 -0400

Some people have WAAAAYYYY too much time

Twinkie Diet

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 09:42:34 -0400

So that's how Jim stays so thin

Foreign Accent Syndrom

Thu, 16 Sep 2010 08:47:23 -0400

Big Deal. I want a cooler disorder. Like giganticjunkism

Women Love A Bargain

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 10:03:15 -0400

Apparently they'll love it over and over again too

Prison Gardens

Tue, 14 Sep 2010 09:48:34 -0400

Lets the prisoners have something besides blood on their hands

The Old Navy Diet

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 11:19:24 -0400

Makes you feel thinner just by putting them on

Your Jeans Are Liars

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 10:14:11 -0400

But you feel better as a 34 waist, don't you fatty?

Great Ideas...If Your're Jim

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 11:32:36 -0400

Here's a company that takes the hassle out of buying socks

Redbook's Sex Survey

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 10:29:02 -0400

Women have it easy

Rock On After Death

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 10:08:09 -0400

UK company will press your ashes into a vinyl record to leave for your loved ones

Granny Panties

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 10:58:13 -0400

The latest in fashion trends??

Slim Vs. Sex

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 12:31:52 -0400

Nutrisystem says women would rather be slim, gee I wonder why they'd say that

NYC's Bagel Tax

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 09:56:03 -0400

Maybe we should start throwing bagels in to the Hudson River

Burger King Out Does 'em All

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 10:29:42 -0400

Their new Pizzaburger is one burger to rule them all!

Eat Pray Love

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 10:29:45 -0400

There needs to be a man version of this

Nicotine Infused Condoms

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 11:08:38 -0400

Can you get second hand smoke from...nevermind

The Great Male Survey

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 11:06:07 -0400

Male attitudes towards sex and marriage

Homemade Vs. Store Bought

Fri, 06 Aug 2010 10:31:19 -0400

Shelli sees a difference, Jim asks "What's a kitchen?"

Saved By Her Feet

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 09:47:49 -0400

Woman sends SOS e-mail using her toes

Illegal Sandwiches?

Mon, 02 Aug 2010 10:15:15 -0400

It's more likely than you think

Jim NEEDS A Hair Cut

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:29:20 -0400

When e-mails come and whispers get louder, it's time

How Much Would You Pay For Coffee?

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 09:08:07 -0400

How about if it's made from wild cat poo?

Living Like Sex And The City

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 09:21:22 -0400

One woman's quest to sleep with one thousand guys

Women Have It Easy

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:45:32 -0400

Don't believe me? Listen

Watching the Wildlife/ Flat Shelli

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 11:21:36 -0400

Live from Orlando Jim talks about the Lizards

Mel Gibson Is Possessed!

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 09:30:11 -0400

So says someone who isn't a member of TAPS

Women Hit Their Sexual Peak Later

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 10:11:21 -0400

Guys are over and done by 17. Ahh cruel fate.

The Real Winner Of The World Cup

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 09:52:02 -0400

It's official: the vuvuzela! GOOOOAAAALLLL!!!!

Jim Remembers "The Boss"

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 10:07:44 -0400

Remembering Yankees owner George Steinbrenner

Paul The Octopus Has Haters

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 10:13:23 -0400

How can one little cephalopod have so many enemies

Famous Last Words

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 10:12:51 -0400

Usually are "Hey Watch This!"

The Jim Kerr Sex Report

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 08:39:17 -0400

It's been a while...for the report too

A Loud And Proud Woman

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 09:47:42 -0400

She's so loud, she disturbs the mailman and kids walking to school

Fireworks Get You In The Mood

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 10:19:26 -0400

or at least some people do.

Selfish Lovers Better Lovers

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 10:00:58 -0400

Besides, but the time she complains, I'm already sleeping

Russian Spies Caught In NYC

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 09:18:45 -0400

Is the Cold War back? Did I miss something?

What Cities Are Manliest?

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 14:51:29 -0400

You'll be surprised. Or maybe you won't

Guys Don't Like Monogamy

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 10:07:44 -0400

I've watched Big Love, bigamy looks like a pain to me

Surviving A Jellyfish Sting

Tue, 22 Jun 2010 09:55:08 -0400

It will ease your pain, but you won't like it

Bacon Makes A Great Gift

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 09:37:47 -0400

for any occasion!

Vuvuzela Anxiety

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 09:40:05 -0400

If you're afraid of bees, you might want to skip the World Cup

Look Busy At Work

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 09:40:38 -0400

Secrets to looking busy at work

World Cup Fans Spending Lots

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 10:37:51 -0400

Not much different than going to a baseball game here

World Cup And Those Horns

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 11:49:10 -0400

I guess it's because Americans just don't get soccer.

Turn Me On Dead Man

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 10:16:13 -0400

Did Paul really die in car accident, replaced by an impostor Beatle?

By By Miss American Pie?

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 10:47:32 -0400

Brand consistency is one of those nice corporate buzz words

Men Vs. Women Getting Colds

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 10:12:22 -0400

Men whine more than you think

Boob Art

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 09:50:09 -0400

Woman paints masterpieces with her God-given talents

TV Dads Real Life Salaries

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 08:55:25 -0400

I think Peg Bundy might want to hold out both hands

Dating Website For Undatable Guys

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 08:48:02 -0400

Telling us what we already know, now only $375

Baseball's Not So Perfect Game

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 10:08:12 -0400

Would have been the 21st perfect game ever. Callers sound off

Your Brain On Cell Phones

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 09:47:36 -0400

Turns out we're hard wired to our ringtone

Co-Workers Look Better On Mondays

Tue, 01 Jun 2010 13:49:42 -0400

Not so much on Fridays. Good thing we're in radio

More Women Going Bare

Fri, 28 May 2010 10:35:40 -0400

I'm There! Wait a minute...

The Worst Shake In America

Thu, 27 May 2010 09:37:15 -0400

But Jim finds a silver lining

The Super Bowl Comes To Us

Wed, 26 May 2010 09:04:30 -0400

That's a good way to say it.

Jim's Man Crush On Robert Pattenson

Tue, 25 May 2010 10:14:15 -0400

Well in Jim's defense, RPat does get lots of chicks

Confused By These Stories

Mon, 24 May 2010 09:13:24 -0400

Jim is confused and Shelli doesn't help because she's never heard of proof reading

Leave Your Kids Alone In The Park

Thu, 20 May 2010 09:56:11 -0400

Seems like a bad idea, no?

Jim's Dog Will Eat ANYTHING

Tue, 18 May 2010 12:35:23 -0400

Then again, so will most dogs

LeBron James Is A Lucky Man

Mon, 17 May 2010 09:49:19 -0400

When you can play ball, people will give you anything!

Weathermen Can't Tell The Weather

Fri, 14 May 2010 09:02:14 -0400

Scientific proof, sorta.

Cougar Life May Not Be A Long Life

Thu, 13 May 2010 09:37:57 -0400

But at least you'll die happy

Spring Is The Time For Love

Wed, 12 May 2010 08:55:18 -0400

And Shelli give a warning about spring time lovin'

Smoking is GOOD for you

Tue, 11 May 2010 09:13:36 -0400

Ok, not really. But nicotine might

Jim Makes A Mother's Day Mistake

Mon, 10 May 2010 08:45:14 -0400

It can happen to anyone really. But why on this day?

Betty White Is The Secret To Life

Thu, 06 May 2010 10:17:40 -0400

Really. Want to live longer, be Betty White

Meat Flavored Water

Wed, 05 May 2010 09:34:53 -0400

Sounds delish

Loyalty to Soda. Work, Not So Much

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 09:50:46 -0400

Interesting study on brand loyalty

Cub Scouts Offer Video Game Badge

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 09:07:44 -0400

So much for the Great Outdoors

Stuck Bowling Ball

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 09:31:30 -0400

Looks like we're gonna need lots of butter for this one

Snack Cakes and $10 for Sex

Tue, 27 Apr 2010 09:57:38 -0400

Some people really know how to proposition a lady

Joey Chestnut Wins Another Contest

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 08:39:34 -0400

An asparagus eating contest. Of course everyone avoided him at the urinals

Monotone Voices Are Sexy

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 09:07:57 -0400

It commands power and success, says women

Men and Women Have Different Wants

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 09:13:01 -0400

Like there's a surprise here?

Jim and Shelli Celebrate 4/20

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:54:33 -0400

It's the 20th day of the 4th month, you know what that means

Dieting Can KILL YOU!

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 09:39:03 -0400

Finally something to shove in the face of the exercise fanatics

Women Love Self Obsessed Men

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 09:28:59 -0400

It might even be genetic

Handling Money Feels Good

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 09:22:57 -0400

Even if you burn people, money will make you feel better

A Very Special Strange News

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 11:53:09 -0400

Steak, it's what's for dinner!

Women and Mennnnnnnn

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 09:59:55 -0400

And their different dating/hooking up strageties

Betting Strategy

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 10:10:17 -0400

Anyone who says he has a "system" is lying

Jim Discovers Craigslist

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 09:37:47 -0400

Time to meet some ladies

Jim Wants To Get In Line At KFC

Mon, 05 Apr 2010 10:17:02 -0400

There's a new sandwich and he wants to be first

30 Things Men Should Know By 30

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 09:35:48 -0400

As soon as I move out of Mom's basement, I'll have one done!

Frozen Foods Month Ends

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 10:07:11 -0400

Jim celebrates the end of frozen food month with a bang

Mock Shooting Gone Bad

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:57:18 -0400

The British sure have a great sense of humor

Pizza: A Political Nightmare

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 09:12:49 -0400

Michelle Obama likes NY pizza over Chicago?

Let's Make Biden Into A Verb

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 10:01:29 -0400

Jim tries. Let's see if we can make it viral

The Last Supper Getting Bigger

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 09:57:11 -0400

In the beginning, meals were one size. Now they're much bigger.

Do Nannies Raise Cheaters?

Tue, 23 Mar 2010 09:21:52 -0400

Shelli says no way. Jim says it's interesting

Jim's Visit To Abbey Road Studios

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 11:47:40 -0400

back from Ireland and England with lots of stories

Jesse Ventura's Hendrix Conspiracy

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:51:53 -0500

Jesse has some wild conspiracies, here's a good one

Drinking Wine Better Than Gym

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:44:35 -0500

I sure hope this is true.

Did Hulk Give Away The Story Line?

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:36:13 -0500

Jim and Shelli talk about the Wrestling storyline we've been thrown into

Governor Paterson And The Yankees

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:30:34 -0500

Jim doesn't understand what the problem is.

Nude Snow Woman covers Up

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:18:20 -0500

Aren't all snow men/women naked? Besides the scarf.

Beer Pong As An Olympic Sport

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 09:03:36 -0500

Why Not?

Jim Reads A Chain Email

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:57:29 -0500

Surprisingly he learns a lot from it

She CAN Nag You To Death

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 09:04:28 -0500

So, guys, take out extra insurance now.

Study Says Girls Love Geeky Guys

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 09:35:42 -0500

Which had to be written by geeks, because they study. We party!

The "Biggest" City in America

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:11:07 -0500

It's not what you think. Or maybe it is? Dirty minds think alike after all.

Manly Cupcakes

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 10:08:10 -0500

You'd think those two words wouldn't go together, but here we are.

Vacation Anticipation

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 09:46:41 -0500

The euphoria is over by the time you get back

Americans Are World's Best Looking

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 08:54:51 -0500

USA! USA! USA!

Jackie Martling's New Diet

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 09:47:29 -0500

Jim, Shelli and Jackie discuss why losing weight stinks!

Sexy Statistics

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 09:07:50 -0500

Perfect for just after Valentine's Day

Cheating Spouses

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 09:39:43 -0500

What's the popular day to cheat?

Shelli Freaks Out Over The Snow

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 09:25:43 -0500

Must be a weatherman sort of thing

Will The Relationship Last?

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 09:44:33 -0500

Just check out her feet

The Who Half Time Show

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 09:44:07 -0500

Jim and the callers talk about the Who. A conspiracy perhaps?

Betting on the Super Bowl

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 11:00:20 -0500

I'm betting on how long it will take the NFL to make me change the title to Big Game

Valentine's Day What Women Want

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:49:15 -0500

According to a poll, not much. Yeah...right!

Waiting For His Shadow

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 10:05:18 -0500

Staten Island Chuck battles for top winter prognosticator

Dog Use Their Tails to Communicate

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 10:01:43 -0500

But don't try to stop the tail that wags the hound

Is Pork better than Viagra?

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 15:46:03 -0500

The President of Argentina shared a revelation about pork being better than Viagra.

Apple and the iPad

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 09:26:05 -0500

Apple's newest device evokes a much different image to women

August Birthday? You'll Save Money

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:41:30 -0500

Because you're less likely to attend college.

School Bans The Dictionary

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 11:52:12 -0500

Did you know that there are words in the dictionary?

Bubble Wrap Turns 50

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 10:04:28 -0500

Jim celebrates the birth of Bubble Wrap

Celebrating The Jets AFC game

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 09:32:39 -0500

A win this weekend means off to the Superbowl! Share this with your friends.

Self Control Is Contagious

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 10:03:07 -0500

or lack of for that matter.

This Is Your Brain...On Love

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 09:45:42 -0500

Remember those anti-drug commercials in the 80's and 90's. Awesome!

Women Prefer Reading Over Sex

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 09:55:41 -0500

And of course Shelli has something to say about that.

Jim embraces his geek side

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 08:19:58 -0500

Didn't know Jim was a Trekie? Then again, knowing his prowess with the ladies, I'd worship Kirk too

Shelli and Mark Knopfler

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 09:32:26 -0500

sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Bacon Is Good For You / Cat vs Dog

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 09:45:35 -0500

Jim looks at a couple of stories as they cross his desk

I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:36:09 -0500

Apparently that's good for your health ladies. And guys too, but for a whole 'nother reason.

Jim Kerr's Masterpiece Theater

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 11:54:18 -0500

The Two Gentlemen Lebowski

Men Think About Sex 5000 Times

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 10:09:23 -0500

Per minute, right?

Women Who Drink Beer

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 11:32:00 -0500

A new survey shows that men find women who drink beer more attractive

Families That Fight Go To Jail

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:20:17 -0500

A family that fights together, stays together...in the same cell apparently.

Beautiful People

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 12:15:04 -0500

Unattractive Need Not Apply, especially the fatties. I'm just repeating their press release.

Jim Looks For The Mythical G-Spot

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 09:23:24 -0500

NY Post says it's false, so then it must be true. Wait, What?

The Church of Football

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:47:06 -0500

One NJ church sees football as a religious experience

Scientifically Perfect Parking

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:59:25 -0500

I just back up until I hit the other guy's bumper

Jim Remembers Christmas' Past

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:51:46 -0500

I miss my old toy chest. Those were better days.

Men Don't Like Long Legs

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:44:45 -0500

Say What?!?

Jim Kerr Voted Best Lover

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:25:09 -0500

Why not? Every other study claims the same.

Climate Change Summit

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:52:48 -0500

How much will IT change the climate on its own?

Jim Learns Something New

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 11:30:55 -0500

Both about his staff and from experts

Tiger Woods New Endorsements

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 11:20:06 -0500

With women making claims, advertisers are looking for new ways to market Tiger

Talking While Drunk

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 08:23:52 -0500

Some words are just too hard to say while drunk

Tiger's Birdies

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:47:47 -0500

Voice Mail Messages released. Tiger You Got Some 'Splain' to Do!

Making A Woman Happy Is Easy

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 08:17:19 -0500

Making a man happy, even easier

Surviving Thanksgiving Dinner

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:25:58 -0500

If you can't be yourself, when can you?

Second Hand Smut

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:29:31 -0500

Nothing like catching some inavertant smut!

Jim Remembers School Lunches

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:54:51 -0500

Or as he calls it "Hot Lunch"

Man-Gagement Ring - Are You Kidding

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:03:01 -0500

Just another way to whip him into submission

Families Argue For Days Each Year

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:00:31 -0500

Actually it's Four Days, not for days

Spending Time With Girlfriends

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:53:04 -0500

Is good for marriage. That's what I've been trying to tell the wife forever!

High Fructose Is Made Of PEOPLE!!

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:02:30 -0500

Well, not really. But it's still not good for you.

Mind Reading Computer

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:53:42 -0500

No longer will "nothing" be an acceptable answer

The Best Sex I Won't Remember

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:46:57 -0500

Was it good for you? I...don't...know. D'oh!

Yankees Are Born To Win

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:46:22 -0500

27 World Series Champions baby!!

What If Real Life Was Like Porn

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:21:32 -0500

I'd be happy. Poor, but happy!

Bad Driving Is Genetic

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:46:51 -0400

I call it the Sonstein gene

Police Ask Phish Fans Not To Smoke

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:56:49 -0400

Ha! You can't ask a tiger to change it's stripes

Sex Addictions

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:42:19 -0400

Who needs rehab, just get married...I kid, I kid...

Life Lessons from Dad

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 08:54:53 -0400

He'll teach you to "ACT LIKE A MAN"

Public Relations FAIL

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 09:05:29 -0400

PR manager mistakes what radio station she's pitching

Stereo On and Cooking Bacon...

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:04:08 -0400

Jim is aroused by one woman's wake up routine

British Men the Best Lovers

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:53:52 -0400

So says a BRITISH study

Mustached Men Earn More, Save Less

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:07:02 -0400

Rejoice men of mustached decent, sporting one may get you more money

Balloon Boy

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:45:25 -0400

Up And Away in My Beautiful Balloon

Men Get Excited By Fast Cars

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:10:05 -0400

Science proves it, and I thought it was just compensation

Zero Tolerance Gone Too Far?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 10:13:50 -0400

Arrest the Cub Scouts and who will help little old ladies cross the street?

Words For Being Drunk

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 10:53:40 -0400

Turns out there are almost 3000 in the English language alone

Things Guys Don't Want To Hear

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 08:38:54 -0400

Decorative Soaps? What's the point?

Funeral Songs

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:13:55 -0400

Not for a friend, but for you

Women Make Men Drool

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 10:18:04 -0400

It's true - Now with scientific proof

Are You A Vampire?

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:13:02 -0400

You might be or even know one.

Weird Government Studies

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 09:49:53 -0400

I really wish I knew how to get some of this money for my..uhh..research

Men's Kniting Circles

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 10:18:44 -0400

I miss the good old days of meeting at the strip club and drinking beers

Sex Degrees Of Separation

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 11:42:30 -0400

I need a shower after hearing this survey

Rude Americans

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:29:48 -0400

Rude? What's it to ya?

Butt Dialing

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:07:28 -0400

Let your butt do the walking

Kanye Interrupts Other Speeches

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:41:44 -0400

Turns out he has a history of this

Your Shower Can Kill You

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 11:05:15 -0400

sorta. but it's deadly. sorta. I mean dirty. Yeah, that's it.

Kanye West Interrups the VMAs

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 10:13:06 -0400

Everyone else is talking about it, so why not us

Jim On The Set Of Sex And The City

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 10:09:26 -0400

Anything and everything happens in the city, but unlike Vegas, it stays here

Short People Aren't As Happy Either

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:51:30 -0400

Man, short people really do get the short end of the stick

The Lies Men Tell

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:47:11 -0400

Men lie two times more than women, about 6 times a day

Sleeping Together Is Bad For You

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 09:28:35 -0400

Fred, Wilma, Lucy, Ricky, Bert and Ernie all know this

It's The End Of The World

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 10:43:51 -0400

and I feel fine!

Men Like Looking at Breasts

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 09:50:13 -0400

Who knew?!?

Wrap Your Crotch in MY Meat

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 09:59:12 -0400

That sounds horrible. But fashionable!

There Once Was An Old Lady...

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 08:44:49 -0400

...who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, they gave her a reality show.

Drinkers Exercise More

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 09:42:36 -0400

It's true and we've got the science to back it up.

Food Porn

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 09:31:58 -0400

It's not what they were thinking when they coined the term

Men Wearing Sandals

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:28:58 -0400

Gross or not at all? What about socks with sandals?

Phrases That Should Be Banned

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 10:30:19 -0400

What's wrong with the word "Moist"

Naked in a Hotel Room

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 10:39:17 -0400

Take that Erin Andrews! People at the Standard Hotel do it for free

Grant Money For Strange Studies

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 10:34:31 -0400

I've have to learn how to Get Me Some Of That!

Musical Tastes and Your Personality

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 09:28:41 -0400

They say lots about each other

Let Them Eat Cake

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:54:53 -0400

But not if you want to lose weight. Then you can only look at it.

Men and Women and Their Differences

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:40:43 -0400

When it comes to food, men and women aren't in the same universe

Bacon Beer!

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:06:48 -0400

Is it possible? The best of both worlds!

I Get High With a Little Help

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 10:29:00 -0400

From my gym? It's more likely than you think.

Weird Dating Websites

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 10:19:37 -0400

There really IS someone out there for everyone

One Night Stands

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:44:47 -0400

Turns out men aren't that pickey. You think??

Men And Their Vision

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 12:53:11 -0400

Men can see better at a distance and there's a reason for that

Richie Havens Performs "Freedom"

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:32:59 -0400

Woodstock legend Richie Havens performing his song "Freedom"

How Smart Is Your Dog?

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 11:45:19 -0400

Scientists say your dog is as smart as your toddler

Our National Crisis is Over

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:29:30 -0400

President Obama, Gates, and Crowley pick their beers

Today's Kids Have Never Seen These

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:56:37 -0400

You actually had to get off the couch to change channels??

Awesome Japanese Toilets

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:53:32 -0400

You wouldn't think you'd see that in a headline, but here we are

Evolution Makes Women Hotter

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 09:51:36 -0400

Finally a reason to salute Darwin

Being Fat Might Be Healthy

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 09:49:11 -0400

New research confirms what us fat people knew all along

Men Must Live By These Rules

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:03:04 -0400

and shall be rewarded...with beer

Short people earn less money

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:06:19 -0400

...or do taller people earn more. It's a glass half full/half empty sorta thing

Jim and his eating habits

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:45:57 -0400

Ever see a dog in the wild forrage for food...it's pretty much the same

Not all t-shirts are created equal

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:29:57 -0400

It really does matter what you wear around the ladies

40 Years Since The Moon Landing

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 10:16:22 -0400

Jim celebrates the moon landing

You CAN get your lost wallet back

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:10:56 -0400

Turns out that people have a soft spot in their hearts

The most dangerous day of the week

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:25:59 -0400

With 7 days in a week, you'd think there'd be one where I could get some work done.

Twitter as a job requirement

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:24:38 -0400

Is a major electronics chain taking social networking a little to far?

Skinbook

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:41:35 -0400

Facebook's new rival?

Who Has Better Sperm?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:37:48 -0400

The truth about dating attractive men.

Effects Of Positive Thinking

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:35:46 -0400

How does positive thinking really make you feel?

Who Was The First Man On The Moon?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:30:34 -0400

Some of the most shocking answers.

The Mystery Box

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:20:58 -0400

Jim discovers what's inside on air.

The First Bikini

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:07:49 -0400

History behind the two piece bathing suit.