Police are Looking for a Guy in an Obama T-Shirt Who Flashed a Woman at Walmart
And not even a current one . . . it was an Obama 2008 shirt.
Six Facts About Sugar Daddies
Here are a few facts about sugar daddies in 2013:

More Than Half the People at Music Festivals Are There For Sex and Drugs . . . Not the Music
If you want to go to a music festival this summer just to hear some live music - you're in the minority.
A Banker Falls Asleep On His Keyboard and Accidentally Transfers $300 Million into a Random Customer's Account
Why doesn't this happen to me ???
(BBC)
A Wedding Guest is Caught Stealing Gifts by Shoving Them in Her Bra
The groom's brother says the entire thing, quote, "ruined the whole time for everybody."
A Teenager Quits His Job at Target . . . Then Robs a Family in the Parking Lot on the Way Out
Gives new meaning to " Can I carry your bags for you ? "