A Beer Company is Offering $1 Million for the Capture of Bigfoot
There's an old beer company in Washington state that's offering you ONE MILLION DOLLARS . . . if you can capture BIGFOOT. But you have to capture him alive, and without injuring him. If you do, you'll get $25,000-a-year for the next 40 years.
A Fire Inspector Puts a Cigarette in a Garbage Can to See How Long It Takes to Catch on Fire . . . and Sets His House on Fire
On Tuesday, a 61-year-old man in Wisconsin decided to run a test for his home fire inspection business. He threw a lit cigarette into a garbage can to see how long it would take to start a fire . . . and ended up setting his HOUSE ON FIRE. The fire department put it out, and he was arrested for negligent handling of burning material.
A Man is Arrested for Trying to Steal Clothes From a Dollar Store . . . After He Pooped on the Floor
Earlier this week, 42-year-old Gregory Vice of Louisville, Kentucky went to a Dollar General store, took off his clothes, and put on some clothes from the rack.
Oh . . . and in between taking off his clothes and putting on the new clothes, Gregory squatted down and POOPED ON THE FLOOR.
Naturally, that got a TON of attention. Some other customers SAW him . . . and we're sure others SMELLED him.
He was arrested and charged with shoplifting, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct, and . . . best of all . . . CRIMINAL LITTERING. So that's what they're calling it these days, eh?